I comforted myself with the belief that Ellie must have far-reaching wisdom that I just didn't realize until now... Why come on October 10th [her due date] when the best celebrity she'll share a birthday with is Brett Favre? And with recent scandal, I don't need that nonsense... and then I researched the following...
October 16th- Oscar Wilde. or Noah Webster. ....or John Mayer. ;) [This would prove her obvious intellect and love of all things gorgeous.]
October 17th- Evel Knievel and Eminem. [yikes.]
October 18th- Lee Harvey Oswald and Jean-Claude Van Damm. [double yikes.]
October 19th is a bust. She better hope she doesn't try me.
October 20th- JOHN KRASINSKI AND TOM PETTY. [Proof that she is MY daughter.]
October 21st- Kim Kardashian. [Increased likelihood that she'll have my badonkadonk.]
October 22nd- Timothy Leary. [Oh, lord.]
October 23rd- Nancy Grace & Weird Al. [yeah.]
October 24th- Tila Tequila. [This is where the train ENDS.]
So.. basically October is full of misfits and I'm concerned about the company she is choosing to keep! October 16th or 20th, Ellie. Otherwise you'll be sent to boarding school.
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